Me: I think I’m going to go for it. I’m going to do raspberry filling for the zebra cake.

Mike: Bloody zebra. I should just stop talking to you.

Me: Well, it’ll probably be more like a raspberry mousse. So it’ll be bright pink.

Mike: Well now you’re just talking crazy talk. Everyone knows moose are not native to Africa. It would need to be more like raspberry wildebeest. Mmmmm, raspberry wildebeest.