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Someone who likes you will bring you cake.
Someone who loves you will throw the cake out while you’re sleeping so you don’t have to do it yourself and will make sure it’s buried under other trash so you can’t fish it out and eat it anyway because hey it’s still okay but of course you would never do that because you’re not a disgusting lunatic or Miranda on that episode of Sex and the City.
I think I might be mad at that person who threw the cake away. And I might be a little tempted to eat the cake out of the garbage anyway. Cake has been on my mind way too much lately to not be tempted.
Oh, I had already mentioned to him that I probably needed to throw the cake away. Seriously, I was eating three pieces a day.
I can’t have cake around either. I can’t leave it alone, even though the sugar makes me feel like crap.