I love my husband

Me: *squeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

Mike: What?

Me: How I Met Your Mother starts on Monday!

Mike: Yes, it starts on Monday…..*ominous voice* for the last time.

Me: Meh! You just had to go and kill the joy.

Mike: It was already out there *makes flailing actions*….
It’s like a horse with a broken leg. It will never race again, but it will make a child very happy as a glue stick or a meatball.